Things I will never understand.

Anyone that knows me, knows that I am the 'queen' of asking the Un-answerable Question.
I like to consider it my inner monologue that leaks out. I ask questions such as, "why is that car covered in bumper stickers!?" "why is this asshole double parked, on one of the busiest streets in San Francisco!" "why do you have your windows rolled down when its 100 degrees outside and your air conditioning on full blast!?"

These are things I will never understand... And will never be answered.

A one legged, homeless man in a wheelchair accosted/groped me...

So I was at the AM/PM gas station on 15th/Mission (across from the 'Porn palace'). I head to the pay station and a homeless dude starts talking to me. " Let me help you pump gas, I need money for Cheetos's...can you spare some change. blah blah. He goes on and on, and I politely ignore him at first and then acknowledge that I can pump the gas myself and I don't have any money to spare. So what does he do? Rolls his wheelchair right in front of my gas tank and won't let me pump my gas. "Very Funny" I say while trying to squeeze past him. He then simultaneously punches me in the ass with one had, and gets a good grab with the other. I am fired up and start chasing after him yelling profanities and vowing to beat him to a bloody pulp. And my god, I have never seen a wheelchair move so fast.

In some ironic way, this is only something that one can laugh at. I mean how often is it that one is groped by a one legged homeless man in a wheelchair. I hope not often.